Tuesday, January 25, 2011

The She Shouldn’t Have To, Should She Show

74th show.

Juli Fields was the actress that played Susan; Ali's friend in the 1984 epic cable mainstay, The Karate Kid. I had a problem with this chick even as a young lad who had never heard the phrase 'bro's before ho's' or the stereotype of women going to the bathroom together.

But something about this girl, maybe her tone or her voice, or her 80's face always got under my skin. She gave Daniel-san so much crap for what? For what? Sure he wasn't blonde like Johnny and all his All-Valley douchebag buddies but that's why Elisabeth Shue was into him! He was different. Oddly charming--he could paint decks and wash cars like nobody's business.

Everyone has a quote movie, and this one was Dylan's. So please enjoy this movie-laden podcast. Now remove all verbs from your sentences, assume the crane position and get yourself a body bag.


Tuesday, January 18, 2011

The Zombified Boba Fett Show

A real tear-jerker. Trust me.

I know I've seen this dude before.

Here you go. I recorded this with Matt about a week ago. Shuffling things up.

I got to thinking that its about time I consider this my one and only art form. I really haven;t succeeded at anything else, and that includes podcasting, but I have stuck with this for quite some time. I guess when you plug away at something week after week with almost no feedback and barely any audience to speak of; yet you still come back and do it...that is...something adjacent to...an art form...?

The Jeopardy Online test is coming back around. I will test for the fifth time in 3 or 4 years in February. For some reason; perhaps some vestige of hope from childhood, I believe deep down inside my gut that my knowledge of history, sports, science, pop culture and all things cartoon will pay off one day. Still waiting.


Watch 'Bob's Burgers'. The Mrs. and I have laughed out loud many times.

Chips ahoy,

Monday, January 10, 2011

The Regularly Nuclear Reservoir Show

Donovan, eating the boys' faces off.

First show of the year. Got Dylan to my pod-corner a few days before Christmas. Donovan was a bit of a stain, but he was was suffering from only one person paying attention to him instead of five. Dylan is no fan of slobber, so he tries to keep his distance from the dog, and I can't help but laugh because I'm sadistic.

RIP Dick Winters.